I sincerely hope you mean "*La* Canada". Not that there's anything wrong with Canada (the country) but La Canada is close enough for us to grab dinner and be home in time to watch the evening news.

Oh that's right. The real Canada is too cold for me. It's La Canada!

Hmmn. In La Canada pinball machines are illegal except in private residences, if I see something useful in your recycling bin and take it out they'll arrest me, and insufficiently visible house numbers are subject to a $50 fine ($100 on the second infraction). But nude dancing is allowed in theatres but not clubs.

Sounds like a fun place. Can I come visit?