With apologies to Harper's, here's "Fausett's Index" for March, 2006:

Average number of years in office of Board members who voted in favor of ICANN-Verisign deal: 3.6

Average number of years in office of Board members who voted against ICANN-Verisign deal: 1.8

Number of Board members placed on Board by 2005 Nominating Committee who voted in favor of ICANN-Verisign deal: 0

Number of Board members up for reappointment in 2006 who voted in favor of ICANN-Verisign deal: 3

Percentage of Board members with telco backgrounds who voted in favor of ICANN-Verisign deal: 100% (Cerf/MCI; Hultzsch/Deutsche Telekom; Diop/SONATEL)

Percentage of Board members with entrepreneurial backgrounds who voted against the ICANN-Verisign deal: 100% (Ito; Rionge)

Number of Board members from North America who voted in favor of ICANN-Verisign deal: 1 (Cerf)

Number of Board members from Latin America who voted in favor of ICANN-Verisign deal: 3 (Getschko; Pisanty; Scartezini)

Percentage of Board members who voted in favor of ICANN-Verisign deal who also voted against or abstained on .XXX: 33%

Since 2001, number of times ICANN has renegotiated Verisign's .COM Agreement: 2

Since 2001, number of times ICANN has issued an open call for new unsponsored gTLD proposals that might compete with .COM: 0