I suppose you could say that Internet governance jumped the shark the same day that someone put the two words "Internet" and "governance" together for the first time. Still, if you ever gave the concept of governing the Internet any credence, surely this subway map of Internet governance, seemingly torn from the pages of The Onion, will give you pause. Hmmm, let's see, if I get on at Indigenous People, change to the Green Line at Copyright Station, I can be at DNS Policy by lunch time!